We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
