he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't deserve a penis
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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