so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
is that a dick in a sweater?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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