Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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