everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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