"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
