He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
dude. I can hear the air.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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