I don't think brook has ever known best
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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