i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
