I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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