I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
