I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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