Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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