we have officially lost it.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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