It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Vodka?
Forever.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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