No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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