remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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