It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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