oh god the rape fog is back!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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