but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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