okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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