My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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