office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
she pinky promised me she was 18
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
