She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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