Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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