there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just found puke in my bra..
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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