she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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