You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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