You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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