$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
why is half of my head shaved?
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