Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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