Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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