Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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