Dumb.. there are oral sex gels/candies/whatever you can imagine for stuff like this. I would imagine Listerine would burn like a motherfucker, too, but I don't know because I don't have a penis.
He's not a keeper since he's so stupid he put alcohol based mouthwash on his junk and this is clearly fake because if he you know, bathes, then it shouldn't taste bad to begin with.
How was he "being funny"? He put Listerine.. on his penis. Any sane guy would have told you to use your own goddamned Listerine and gargle that shit yourself before you go down on him.
This is only a slight change from the tired "I'm gonna marry him" texts and comments that plague this site. It's like how girls all write in the same font. Be original!\n\nAnd any girl who sucks a dick, then texts her friends about it, then posts said texts on a website, THEN returns to said website to enlighten us further on the dick-sucking and defend her honor ... I'm gonna have to say slut.
Lol that's really cute. I don't mind the taste at all, and I don't mind swallowing either. It's just when they try to take control and push my head then I freak out because I'm scared I'll gag then throw up hahahha goooooodness XD
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