That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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