okay pat passed out under dana's car
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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