Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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