I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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