I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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