Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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