Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You took a bar mat shot.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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