Non-Jews are for practice
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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