do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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