this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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