i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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