I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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