you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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