This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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