Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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