I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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