My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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