you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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