Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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