i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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