He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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